Pika Cake

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Ash: Come here Pikachu.
Pikachu: PikaPi!! *waddles over to Ash*
Ash: You know, I would NEVER eat you for dinner. *strokes Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pi?
Ash: C'mon, Pikachu, let's take a walk over by the oven.
Pikachu: Chu!!! PIKACHU!! Pi!!
Ash: What? You say that the oven door is open and the oven is turned on? Oh, well that's just a mere coincidence!!
Pikachu: PIIIIII!!!
Ash: Don't struggle. Don't you want to say hi to Mr. Oven? He's your friend, you know. He's everybody's friend. You can trust me.
Pikachu: *Puckered out* Pi....ka....chu....
Ash: What? You say that Pikachus don't taste good and if you eat them you get shocked? Well let's find out!!
Pikachu: PPPPIIIIIIKKKKAAAAAPPPPIIII!!!
Ash: It's just like a visit to the dentist. C'mon.
Pikachu: Pi....ka.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *falls asleep*
Ash: Ha! He's taking a snooze!!

10 minutes later

Ash: *eating Pikachu* So you see folks, Pikachus DO have a purpose. They taste like chicken.
Misty: Hee hee!! You're such a pig, Ash!!
Ash: Pikachu meat doesn't shock. Look!! *eats Pikachu meat*
Pikachu Meat: BZZT!!!
Ash: I meant to do that.