Flame on (by Mega Charizard)

Do you smell something burning?
Announcer1:"Today's battle is Mega Mewtwo's Pichu, Cloud, against Blaine's Charizard. Burn Baby Burn!!"
Announcer2: "Give me a break. Although the Charizard is on level 100, it looks like Cloud has a chance."
Mega Mewtwo: "Don't worry about it. The Charizard shouldn't be so hard to kill. Just try your best, OK?"
Cloud: "I don't care what you say, I still hate pyros."
Mega Mewtwo: "Don't be that way, Cloud. It's going to be fun!!"
Cloud:"Is it fun to get your tail burned?"
Ding Ding Ding!!
Cloud: "Oh gawd. Here it comes!!"
The Charizard uses Flamethrower and torches Cloud's little but.
Charizard: "Disco inferno, baby!!"
Cloud: Will you shut up!!
Cloud uses Thunder on the fat lizard, and It doesn't do much of anything to it.
Charizard: "Boom baby!! Here's a gift from me to you......"
Charizard uses fire blast and gives the mouse a fatal burn!!
Charizard: "Happy birthday."
Cloud: "Yeeeowch!! Yeah really fun MM."
Announcer: "I told you the little rat wouldn't have a chance!!"
Announcer2: "Neither do you. In life, that is."
Mega Mewtwo: "The little guy's gettin torched!!"
Mega Mewtwo signals to Cloud to use a Limit Break. Cloud had taken his eyes off of the Charizard to look at MM, and this allowed the Charizard to use Dig. Cloud approaches the hole.
Cloud: "Come out, you pancie!!"
Suddenly, the Charizard explodes out of the ground and bashes the brains out of Cloud. When he gets up, Cloud has enough power to do a Limit Break -- even two.
Cloud: "Eat my dust. I'll even give you a full couse meal, jerk."
Cloud uses a Moogle Rank Limit Break, Deluge.
Announcer1: "Ha ha ha!! Fire MELTS ice, you ugly little rat!!"
Announcer2: "Number one, we're on the air, stupid."
Announcer1: "Oops......"
Announcer2: "Number two, Ice is an element of water. When the fire melts it, guess what it turns into?"
Announcer1: "Wa-wa?"
Announcer2: "Righteo."
Announcer1: "That's not fair!! Fire should melt ice, like in real life!!"
Announcer2: "Get used to it."
Mega Mewtwo: "Hey you stupid announcer!! I heard what you said about Cloud!!"
Announcer2: "Looks like you're in trouble."
Team Chocolate (in the audience): "Make that double."
Mega Mewtwo: "Cloud, use another one of those!!"
Cloud: "Gladly."
Cloud uses another Moogle's Limit Break, Iceberg.
Charizard: "Mommy!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Announcer2: "I told you. Now gimmie back that gummy rat!!"
Announcer1: "Aww man....."
Cloud: "Looks like that lizard's all washed up!!" Today's victory goes to Cloud. A prize of 23 battle Points. Look in the hall of fame to see the winners so far!!