Insult On Pokemon

by Well well, I'm not going to get sued.

Whats up with ALAKAZAM?I mean KADABRA weighs more than him.Doe's he go on JENNY CREIG?

How about HITMONCHAN and HITMONLEE?Is it like the battle of BRUCE LEE and JAKIE CHAN?

Whats with DUGTRIO?Is it like a love SANDWITCH?You know,a SANDWITCH!!A slice of bread,a slice of bread,and the salami!!!

Does POLIWRATH love DREAMCAST?I mean hes got the sign on his chest like a tatto.

And I wonder HOW they came up with the idea of PIDGEY? Oh,they looked at a PIGEON!!!!!!!!!

And VENUSAUR looks like a tub of LARD with a tree on his back!!!!!

How about PIKACHU??????????????????????????he's A GOD**** WIMP!!!!!!!! PLUS he's supposed to be a MOUSE!!!!!Doe's that look like a ****** mouse?????????God****.

Oh, and lets not forget the three mistical BIRD pokemon.Ooooooo,One melts in the sun(ARTICUNO).The other one is a battery(ZAPDOS).And last and least...........Oh, IT'S A CAMPFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!