Pokemon Jokes

Welcome!! This is the place where you may view Jokes & Riddles by Mega Mewtwo and the others of Team P.I.K.A., and submit your jokes, too. Click here to E-mail your jokes to Mega Mewtwo.

How To Get A Snorlax Mad
By Mega Mewtwo
What should you never say to a Snorlax?
Answer: When's that baby due?

Gastly Gags
By Mega Mewtwo
What did the Mewtwo say to the Gastly?
Answer: Get a life!!!

Time To Get a New Cage
By Mega Vaporeon
What do you get if you put Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur in the same cage?
Answer: A battle stadium.

Chow Down Pikachu
By Mega Jolteon
What happened when Ash fed Pikachu ten Apple Pies, twenty Cheesecake Pies, thirty Pumpkin Pies, forty Chocolate Pies, fifty Butterscotch Pies, and sixty Lemon Pies?
Answer: He became a Sumo Wrestler.

By [email protected]
Where would you go if you had to battle Kabutops and Omastar?
Answer: Prehistoric times.

Ditto Dance
by Marce5967
How do you make a ditto dance?
Answer: Get your body all pink and gooey, and boogey, baby!

By: No name given
Q:What do ya get if ya mix a snorlax and a bee?
A:Squashed flowers.

By: Edgar Ortiz
What do you get when Raichu and Pikachu fight?
Answer: A Shocking Experience
Why did Psyduck cross the road?
Answer: Because Misty was giving him a headache.
What happened when Electrode went to a party?
Answer: Everyone had an explosive time.
Why did Brock leave the show?

Answer: He didn't see what he was doing cause his eyes are always closed

By James Dickons Q: How do u get Pikachu on a bus?
A: You Pokemon!