Pikachu Returns

by Mega Mewtwo
Pika!!

Ash: Time to go Pokemon hunting!!
Pikachu: Pi!! (Hey fatso!!)
Ash: Huh? You're back? How??
Pikachu: PIIIIIIKAAA!!!! (Back from the dead. Wouldn't ya know?)
Ash: It's so cold outside. Pikachu, hop into the oven and get warm.
Pikachu: KAAAAAPIIII!! (As if!!)
Ash: What if you freeze?
Pikachu: Pikapichu. (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.)
Ash: Okay. I'll STUFF you into the oven. I don't want a frozen Pikachu.
Pikachu: PIIIIICHHUUUUUUUUU!! (You try, Buddy!!)
Ash: Oven, here we come!!
Pikachu: Pichupikachupipipyuu. (If you think I'm going into that thing, you've just escaped from the looney bin.)
Ash: Yawn. I was up to late.....ZZZZZZZZZ
Pikachu: PIIIKAAHAAACHAAAA!!! (Joke's on you!! Sleepy!!) *Stuffs Ash into oven*

45 minutes later

Pikachu: Piiii. (I've got a yummy in my tummy.) *BURP*