Christmas Shopping?!!
You (Mega Mewtwo) dash between aisles of toys and food, looking for plushies. You were sent to the store to do some Christmas shopping for the other Megas. The store is crowded and their stock is nearly diminished, so it doesn't look so good for you.
"Curses!! I know I saw plushies around here!!" You yell, jumping over an old Clefairy's cart as she pushes it. You look all around the aisles, and finally you spot one single plushie left. It is a Raichu Plushie, jsut the one that Mega Raichu wanted. You begin to run toward it, happy that you've found at least one suitable gift for a friend. But just before you are about to grab the plushie, a little Marril girl grabs it and heads to her mother.
"Mommy!! Mommy!! I found a Rai-a-choo!!" she squeals in glee, jumping up and down. "Can I get it?"
"Sure, honey. Put it in the cart."
You get in a rage. The last Raichu Plushie!! And some little squirt got it!! You clench your fists and raise a hand. You propell a beam of bubbles and superheated water and the child -- a Hydro Pump. The mother, an Azumarril, screams and covers her offspring. The aisles are caught in a deluge of water, Pokemon are washed about, and items of the store's stock topple from shelves. You don't care; instead, you dash after the two rabbit Pok�mon. You grab a hold of their card and reach for the Raichu -- but something grabs your hand. A Krabby lays in their cart, one they were going to purchase as a Christmas dinner. It has pinched you, and your hand is turning blue, as it will not let go. You smack the Krabby, then are smacked yourself, by the middle-leveled Azumarill woman. You fly backwards -- that Doubleslap really hurt!! -- and you land on the conveyer belt of a check out stand next to a counterfitted Pikachu doll.
You see the top of a Marril's head dissapear over some of the aisles. You jump from the conveyer belt and land in from of the Marril. It is the the same one who took your Raichu. You narrow your eyes. The Marril and her mom had not time to check out because they were in a rush to escape your Hydro Pumps.
"Well now, it's not nice to steal, now is it?" Youa ask in almost a cackle. "Give me the Raichu!! My friend wants one!!"
"Get your own, cat booger!!" the child yells. Her mother glares at you.
"Who's a booger? Not me." you laugh. You grab the Raichu from the little girl, and she begins to cry. You clear a book stand and land amidst a check out stastion. There is a Blissey standing there with a Krabby -- one of the ones that you mush have released from their tank after you used Hydro Pump -- on her head. You check the price tag on the Raichu, and it says it is $4.99. You shrug and leave a 10$ bill for the Blissey.
"Here you go, merry Christmas, goodbye." you say, before running out of the store.
Outside, you are met by Officer Jenny and her Pokemon squad.
"Stop right their, theif!!" she cries.
"THEIF?!! I paid the store ten dollars for a five dollar toy!!" you retort.
"No back talk!!" she yells, throwing a Pester Ball at you. Upon making contact, the foul, rancid gas is released, and you fall unconcious.